
Crave that mineral perch

Crave that mineral perch
Step 1: Open selfiecam
Step 2: Talk to phone birb

Disco birb!

Am saving it for later.
[What’s the deal with birbs and feet?]
Who’s that hansom birb in mirror?
Shhhhh, the hooman’s looking.

Yummy yummy chop

[Precious children. They’re getting along so much better. 💙]
Baths. How do they work?