Step 1: Open selfiecam
Step 2: Talk to phone birb
Tag: birblr

Disco birb!

Am saving it for later.
[What’s the deal with birbs and feet?]
Who’s that hansom birb in mirror?
Shhhhh, the hooman’s looking.

Yummy yummy chop
[I feel this perfectly sums up their personalities. I install this lovely window net for the birbs and Beckett is happy to sit exactly where I put him and gently preen the rope.
Percy, on the other hand, immediately climbs to the top and starts trying to tear apart the blinds.]
Baths. How do they work?
A round bean and her tol guard.



