Relatable birb owner things – the Nice List

thehotgirlproject:

yallmindifiscream:

honpun:

I guess I should make a Nice List too because while birds are 90% pain inthe ass they are Nice 10% of the time (being generous here). BUT they are always 100% perfect.

– Birdloaves, B’orbs

– SOFT PEEPING SOUNDS

-Ball tongues

-When the eyes move inwards to focus then outwards to look like a spaced-out doof

-fluffenchops with the head tilt

-beak grinding

– using words and sentences in context/ making new sentences out of words they already know

– birdy kisses

-warm dusty bird smell

  • The Googley eyes
  • Bird pants and bird cleavage
  • When they walk on you and you feel their weight and their little feets
  • When they stop what they are doing to kiss and preen you
  • The pre-sleep chirp session
  • The way they watch you when they are up some place high up
  • When they get soaking wet from a REALLY through bath/shower
  • When they admit the food is good after attacking it
  • When the fearful or standoffish ones get close on their terms for the first time

– wet bird smell

– when they fall asleep on you

– asking for scritches

– the “i’m happy you’re home” chirp

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